Well, we have such a person; his name is Raymond. He is a bit eccentric, doesn't have the best hygiene, is a bit hard to understand, can be lazy (gets so lazy he doesn't always finish his words),and is fanatical about his hair. But he is also wise as a sage and helpful as Dr. Phil if Dr. Phil was actually good.
We have opened the forum to questions and have carefully and thoughtfully done our best to transcribe Raymond's advice. To call it 'advice' is not really accurate--it is more like 'sparkling life gems'.
Our first question comes from a reader in response to our piece on the Couch Potato Races. She asked Raymond this:
"Raymond, what do I do if my husband is a couch potato?"