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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

And the winner is?? The 23rd Annual Saggy Awards 2017 announced!!


Many jaws didn't have too far to drop, but underdog Ashtembe came up from behind and stole the prize!

Ashtembe wept as he received his Saggy Award. 

The night was not without controversy, however, in spite of the slight sedation pumped into the air as guests and nominees dragged in. 

Chaos erupted as plastic surgeons were spotted offering botox injections in the light booth.

It only took 2 bulls to gore them to death, and the vultures had the mess nicely cleaned up by the end of the evening.

The highlight of the night certainly, was  Donnalou Stevens' performance of her viral hit, 
"Older Ladies ".

Use the coupon code JOWLING and get an autographed photo of the many folds of Ashtembe!

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