In what can only be described as large boulders with ridged backs, creative blocks have completely shut down SkyWay 4. There are no alternate routes, so please stay home!
Tabaluzoo city officials say that too many long time residents in Quadrant 4, have created etheric 'ruts' from too much routine. This stale, stagnant energy thoughtform has manifested into gigantic, immovable boulder-sized 'blocks'. They have a ridged back making them look like dinosaurs, and have also been observed laboriously breathing.
This has only happened once before in the Onthoo Region of Hemto Hemisphere. Residents tried to blast their way through them with explosives, jackhammers, forklifts, magic, prayer, to no avail.
The only thing that eventually dissolved the behemoth, creativity halting masses, was people trading homes and altering their daily schedules to allow for spontaneity, chance, and inspiration. To keep their blocks 'unblocked' they have implemented a mandatory house swap every 6 months.
They are also not allowed to do ANYTHING in the same sequence more than 10 times a week. An example would be: if you usually drive, consider the bus, bike, train, carpool, Vespa, electric uni-cycle, or moving slidescalators.
|The Tourist Method|
Some people feel they are completely protected from creative blockfalls by using what they call "The Tourist Method". They walk around town in Hawaiian shirts as though they are tourists seeing it for the first time. They find this keeps life fresh, and they get a lot of nice pictures.
Resident Kathitt Majanga joked, "Nowadays the only rut I get into is when my car gets stuck in the mud! If I feel myself slipping into a predictable routine, I immediately do something out of character.
Like normally I avoid stepping on cracks, so I will go out of my way to, or I will take steps two at a time, things like that. "
When asked what advice she would give those affected by the SkyWay 4 blockfall, she had this to say:
"I would tell them to be patient. It takes awhile for everyone to move one house over to the left, but the chaos helps to clear the blocks faster and it can also be a lot of fun to see what kind of shit your neighbors have in their medicine cabinets!"
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