Friday, November 30, 2018
Sunday, April 15, 2018
Fengshai is particularly dangerous!
If you know what it is, let me know, and avoid it!
(I think Feng Shui is still fine)
If you are involved in reading this list of paranoid superstitions written by (name withheld),
then you are a witch--
Step away from the cauldron!
Monday, January 22, 2018
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Someone posing as the viral sensation known as #dancingpumpkinman danced his way into the arms of the security guard as he kicked him out of the local library.
This didn't stop him. He was determined to follow in his mentor's absurd footsteps.
When asked by the homeless man he performed for what he was doing, he gave a nod to his pumpkin mentor, "To spread the love of dance."
Love him. Hate him. Call the video "Cancerous content" or not, this guy has balls the size of pumpkins and anyone that doesn't appreciate that should not go to the library next year.
The original dancing pumpkin ( https://youtu.be/v4IC7qaNr7I )has not commented on his Chicago Disciple, but I bet behind his pumpkin head he is smiling and cringing just a little.
Thursday, July 27, 2017
Monday, July 24, 2017
This is a dramatic reading
of a racist rant of a
14 year old
teen we are calling
|"Fuck all races"|
*The opinions expressed are not
those of #TheTelepathTelegraph,
nor do we condone them;
however in the spirit of full disclosure,
we do find Fuck 12 amusing.