Pumpkin Man Imposter in Chicago!!

Someone posing as the viral sensation known as #dancingpumpkinman  danced his way into the arms of the security guard as he kicked him out of the local library.

This didn't stop him. He was determined to follow in his mentor's absurd footsteps.

When asked by the homeless man he performed for what he was doing, he gave a nod to his pumpkin mentor, "To spread the love of dance."

Love him. Hate him. Call the video "Cancerous content" or not, this guy has balls the size of pumpkins and anyone that doesn't appreciate that should not go to the library next year.

The original dancing pumpkin (  https://youtu.be/v4IC7qaNr7I )has not commented on his Chicago Disciple, but I bet behind his pumpkin head he is smiling and cringing just a little.

Don't You Hate it When...

You go to get gas and the gas station holds you hostage??

yeah, me too

Went to get gas and his bracelet got stuck in the gas cover or whatever you call it. The only way he could have gotten unstuck alone would be if he could reach the release valve!

White Out-Visual Journalling

Looking for a Vegetable?

Are you looking for a partner that loves salad as much as you do? 

Finally a dating app that matches people based on salad science!  

Love is in the leaf!

The creators have proven that the secret to lasting relationships, is in the salad toppings! 

What are YOUR deal breakers--bacon bits? blue cheese dressing? croutons?

Don't be a lonely vegetable anymore-find another vegetable at Salad Match!!

http://saladmatch.com/

Just Salad created this genius app, so soon you should be able to find dating apps associated with every retail business

 i.e. McDMate, Raysdinerdate, PetCoCuties, WalgreensWinners, MichelinMatch 

Is it just me, or is this Just Salad promotion offensive? 

My Conversation with John Bennett --video journal

Beware House Guests this Christmas Season!!

What do they look like? 

They look like you and me, yet they harbor a deep dark secret. 

You won't know about it until they stay as a guest in your home.  

You might notice the shame in their eyes. You might notice they are rarely hungry, and look disappointed when presented with a delicious meal.  

This addiction is more common than any of us suspect, according to the Serta Quality Control facilities (1 in 100 sheep counters compulsively ingest)

BEWARE:  Someone you know might be a MATTRESS EATER!!!!

Education and cancelled invitations is the best defense!! Do it now before all your Kings turn into Twins!!

Raise Awareness!  Share this sound byte!!!  EAT IT!!

My life has personally been touched by this as I received this email from my XXXX  the other day.

"Dear , im truly sorry, but i got hungry. Dont be surprised when you come home and your matress is gone. Im truly sorry i ate you matress. I hope you understand.     

Much love,

XXXX                                              

HAVE YOU MET MY CAT?

Have You Met My Sisters?

Great Link from our Partners at Minxus-Linxus!

A very odd underground newsletter comes out sporadically from a cult called DKULT. It is not clear if this is an end-time/doomsday cult, or just a bunch of dirty hippies trying to relive the 60s, but either way it's a good read!!

https://minxuslynxus2.wordpress.com/2015/04/28/the-dkult-brooklyn-trashpo-newsletter-by-meeah-williams-brooklyn-new-york-usa/