Pure Hilarity! Best Comedian since Sinbad!!!!! Part 1, 2, & 3

My Conversation with John Bennett --video journal

Skittles Hoax

In light of the Cocaine in Skittles hoax, you might conclude that tasting the rainbow is safe.

But there is always a grain of truth in every lie.

The TRUTH is that cocaine is being laced with Skittles.  Don't believe it? The radium used to create the cheerful green colored Skittles, glows under a black light.

ASK RAYMOND!! Advice column--Taking your questions now!

Maybe once or twice in a lifetime, you come across someone so wise and helpful, that you remember their pearls of wisdom forever. You might find yourself repeating it to others who might also benefit from the insight.

Well, we have such a person; his name is Raymond. He is a bit eccentric, doesn't have the best hygiene, is a bit hard to understand, can be lazy (gets so lazy he doesn't always finish his words),and is fanatical about his hair. But he is also wise as a sage and helpful as Dr. Phil if Dr. Phil was actually good.

 We have opened the forum to questions and have carefully and thoughtfully done our best to transcribe Raymond's advice. To call it 'advice' is not really accurate--it is more like 'sparkling life gems'.

This question is from a reader in Omaha, Nebraska. She inquires about peer pressure from the wise oracle, Raymond.

Peace, Love, and Papacy

In an effort to reach out to all demographics, Pope Francis will be wearing his custom designed tie-dye papal robe for World Environment Day. 

This cheerful outfit was handmade by Weed World Dyesignž, for his new campaign, "The Love of God is a Psychedelic Experience!"

 He had this to say of his critics within the church, "I know there are many who feel I am condoning debauchery, free love, dirty hippies*, weedheads, anything that happens in Oregon, and patterns, but God doesn't reserve fun and color ONLY for the wicked."

*It is unclear what Pope Groovy meant by "dirty hippies". He obviously didn't mean the original acid washed anti-government, anti-war hippies of the 1960s. Maybe he was talking about the anti-plastic bag and gluten " modern hippies".

 Or he might have been talking about the mentally unstable " pseudo-hippie " who gets high on the natural sugar rush obtained from juicing, and might 'smell' dirty from using ineffectual, yet environmentally friendly, crystal deodorant.

Even Merriam-Webster is pretty vague about the term:

Merriam-Webster’s definition of hippie:

hippie [hip·pie] n. a weirdo