Worst Fashion Ideas for a First Date

Can't ever get that second date? These are some style choices you might want to avoid:

The "Five Minute Full Disclosure Method", invented by Anne O'Connor, has not been successful.

This might appeal to a certain demographic, but probably not the one you want.

Attention grabber for sure, but wrong on a lot of levels.

Honesty is great, but you might want to wait to wear it until you are showing.

Hopefully this advice helps you get to that second date at the Walmart Subway.

OR

 if you aren't feeling your date, these might be the BEST choices for you.

Style Alert!! It's Official!!

Obama has officially endorsed Hillary, but more importantly, he has also declared the man bun the coolest presidential hair style of 2016! 

(Hillary is waiting until her hair grows out.)

The ObamaBun!

Move Over Edible Underwear!!!!

" Necessity created these Mothers' invention."
 "Cook it and they will come."
 These are clever slogans for a hot new product called, "Sauceings™."

 Much to the horror of militant vegans and vegetarians, a trend from WWII is making a comeback--edible (faux) stockings.

During WWII, nylon manufacturer DuPont, was producing nylon parachutes, cords and rope, instead of stockings. This led to scarcity and a thriving black market for the leg shaping fashion must. 1939 fashion dictated stockings  with seams down the back.

In a stroke of pure genius, women innovated and began drawing the seams on with various substances such as brown gravy.  It is no surprise that a nation of obese people find food fashion very appealing.

From a humanitarian perspective, could this potentially solve the dual-fold problem of world hunger and lack of trendy clothing in third world countries?

We've all heard of edible underwear such as this yummy gummy panty, but the edible food arena isn't just for dessert anymore.

Check out these savory ideas:

  http://www.delish.com/food/g1934/food-fashion/?

 

Sauceings™ come as a complete meal kit with meatloaf, mashed potatoes, brown gravy, wet naps, a paintbrush, a ruler, and an instruction booklet in Chinese with step-by-by step instructions on how to draw  faux seams.

 It's a DIY project you can wrap your tongue around! For more info, visit Sauceings.com and use the code TELEPATH  for a 20% discount on your first order!

Peace, Love, and Papacy

In an effort to reach out to all demographics, Pope Francis will be wearing his custom designed tie-dye papal robe for World Environment Day. 

This cheerful outfit was handmade by Weed World Dyesignž, for his new campaign, "The Love of God is a Psychedelic Experience!"

 He had this to say of his critics within the church, "I know there are many who feel I am condoning debauchery, free love, dirty hippies*, weedheads, anything that happens in Oregon, and patterns, but God doesn't reserve fun and color ONLY for the wicked."

*It is unclear what Pope Groovy meant by "dirty hippies". He obviously didn't mean the original acid washed anti-government, anti-war hippies of the 1960s. Maybe he was talking about the anti-plastic bag and gluten " modern hippies".

 Or he might have been talking about the mentally unstable " pseudo-hippie " who gets high on the natural sugar rush obtained from juicing, and might 'smell' dirty from using ineffectual, yet environmentally friendly, crystal deodorant.

Even Merriam-Webster is pretty vague about the term:

Merriam-Webster’s definition of hippie:

hippie [hip·pie] n. a weirdo