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Stumped for Christmas Gift Ideas?

Here are just a few of the best gift ideas for 2015.  But FIRST, lets start with the  gifts you should avoid.

Yes, it's the thought that counts, but sometimes it is the thoughtlessness that  is obvious when a generic gift is given.

TAKE IT BACK if you bought:

1. a coffee cup--I don't care how funny you think the slogan is, this is a lame gift
2. a candle
3. Rando bath and body products
4. Box O Chocolates
5. $10 Gift Card to a store that has nothing under $25--thanks for the present, but you now cost me!
6. Dress Socks
7. perfume samples from a magazine
8. golf tees
9. a photo calendar of you and your arrogant ugly family--seriously, cuter than kittens? I don't think so
10. Any shit from Starbucks

Gifting Don't!

So you are at the mall, hoping it isn't one targeted by terrorists, wondering--what the hell should I get that person that I don't give a damn about? Why am I risking my life for someone who talks about themself in third-person?Why?  Because we don't want to look like dicks.

So what DO you give?  Try some of these great suggestions! These are great for grab bags and Secret Santas too!

1.  Try some fur sunglasses! Self-explanatory--these are sway

 an option for those who want a more masculine fur style:

2. Limited Edition  CD by The Naughty List Bitches (also available in 8track and cassette)

3.  Knitted Shorts--these aren't your grandma's knitted christmas gifts! (unless your grandma is super cool)

4.  Gift Card to a Local Laundromat

One-Month Laundry Gift Card ($175)

Special Discount Gift Certificates

  

• Covers One (1) Month worth of Hassle Free Laundry: Biweekly Service.
• Ideal Gift for Students, Elderly Parents, Busy Wives, Loved Ones, and and Busy Professionals.
• Covers Two Free Laundry Service Pick Ups + Two Free Deliveries in One Month.
• Each Gift Card entitles the purchaser to fill One 24" X 36" Laundry Bag full of Laundry Items.
• Weight not exceeding 25 pounds per Service PickUp & Delivery.
• Additional Weight will be computed at $1.95 per pound.
• Cannot be combined with other promotions.
• Purchaser has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. 

5. Camel Toe Tattoo
   

6.  Chocolate Sharks

Chocolate Cookies Cups (they can get their own milk)

7.

  

8. A solar bra that can power your ipod. Support the environment and your breasts at the same time!

  

The bras also come equipped with plastic pouches that can be filled with water, or possibly egg nog

If you don't want to spend ANY money, do what I do--I give gifts in jars like this:

I like this one because I can take old Halloween candy and whatever else i have laying around, tie some string around it, put a cute little phrase or note on it, and I'm done.  Such as, a mason jar of jello that says, "Santa's Belly" or a cake recipe with ingredients that says "It's snowflaky!"

 You don't even have to put in actual food ingredients. One year I used sand and no one noticed because they never used it.  NOT My Problem!!

I hope you have found this helpful!  Have any tips? Send in your Christmas life hacks to TTT!

Simple DIY Trick to Make Life Fun Again!!

Fall Family Fun on a Budget!!

 https://youtu.be/vPJaASsKat8


Sometimes in life you have to MAKE your own fun!!!

Move Over Edible Underwear!!!!

" Necessity created these Mothers' invention."
 "Cook it and they will come."
 These are clever slogans for a hot new product called, "Sauceings™."

 Much to the horror of militant vegans and vegetarians, a trend from WWII is making a comeback--edible (faux) stockings.

During WWII, nylon manufacturer DuPont, was producing nylon parachutes, cords and rope, instead of stockings. This led to scarcity and a thriving black market for the leg shaping fashion must. 1939 fashion dictated stockings  with seams down the back.

In a stroke of pure genius, women innovated and began drawing the seams on with various substances such as brown gravy.  It is no surprise that a nation of obese people find food fashion very appealing.

From a humanitarian perspective, could this potentially solve the dual-fold problem of world hunger and lack of trendy clothing in third world countries?

We've all heard of edible underwear such as this yummy gummy panty, but the edible food arena isn't just for dessert anymore.

Check out these savory ideas:

  http://www.delish.com/food/g1934/food-fashion/?

 

Sauceings™ come as a complete meal kit with meatloaf, mashed potatoes, brown gravy, wet naps, a paintbrush, a ruler, and an instruction booklet in Chinese with step-by-by step instructions on how to draw  faux seams.

 It's a DIY project you can wrap your tongue around! For more info, visit Sauceings.com and use the code TELEPATH  for a 20% discount on your first order!