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Worst Fashion Ideas for a First Date

Can't ever get that second date? These are some style choices you might want to avoid:

The "Five Minute Full Disclosure Method", invented by Anne O'Connor, has not been successful.

This might appeal to a certain demographic, but probably not the one you want.

Attention grabber for sure, but wrong on a lot of levels.

Honesty is great, but you might want to wait to wear it until you are showing.

Hopefully this advice helps you get to that second date at the Walmart Subway.

OR

 if you aren't feeling your date, these might be the BEST choices for you.