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Are You Angry? Well, you should be!!

Are you aware that this candy is a fraud?

We have been deceived and lied to!!!

Sixlets have misrepresented themselves! 

Please sign my petition to demand truth in advertising from the makers of this 'innocent' Halloween candy

(who actually eats them at any other time of year?)

Oak Leaf Confections

℅ SweetWorks

3500 Genesee St

Buffalo, NY, 14225-5015

UNITED STATES

RE:  Your Delicious Sixlets

Hello Sixlet Wizard:

I am sending you this petition, signed by many unhappy sixlet consumers.

You can not pull the wool over our eyes any longer.

I’m sure you know what I am talking about.

You MUST stop falsely representing your product, and causing consumers like me untold distress--”Am I miscounting? Is this happening by magic?Are these factory rejects?”

We the people, demand that you change the name “Sixlets” to “Octlets” to accurately reflect the EIGHT that come in the package.

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Let's take a stand and be the change we want to be changed!!

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