PRODUCT RECALL!! Pulled from shelves

More than 5 women are  suing the makers of a line of beauty products called Hairy Palms (tm). The company makes products like lotion, soap, face wash, and body scrubs. 

Hairy Palms' products were recalled after  an unfortunate side effect was discovered.

Up to a dozen women have claimed that using Hairy Palms caused them to grow up to 2" of hair a day.

Inventor and Owner, Harry Palms, refused to comment, except to say that his products were not to blame for their beards and uni-brows.

It is rumored that horticulturists are having success using it to grow a rare, exotic tree native to Florida--the Hairy Palm.  

If it IS re-marketed as a fertilizer, you can bet peanut farmers will be first in line.

Hairy Nuts Disco Fungi 
(Lanzia echinophila)

Are You Angry? Well, you should be!!

Are you aware that this candy is a fraud?

We have been deceived and lied to!!!

Sixlets have misrepresented themselves! 

Please sign my petition to demand truth in advertising from the makers of this 'innocent' Halloween candy

(who actually eats them at any other time of year?)

Oak Leaf Confections

℅ SweetWorks

3500 Genesee St

Buffalo, NY, 14225-5015

UNITED STATES

RE:  Your Delicious Sixlets

Hello Sixlet Wizard:

I am sending you this petition, signed by many unhappy sixlet consumers.

You can not pull the wool over our eyes any longer.

I’m sure you know what I am talking about.

You MUST stop falsely representing your product, and causing consumers like me untold distress--”Am I miscounting? Is this happening by magic?Are these factory rejects?”

We the people, demand that you change the name “Sixlets” to “Octlets” to accurately reflect the EIGHT that come in the package.

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Let's take a stand and be the change we want to be changed!!