Are You Angry? Well, you should be!!

Are you aware that this candy is a fraud?

We have been deceived and lied to!!!

Sixlets have misrepresented themselves! 

Please sign my petition to demand truth in advertising from the makers of this 'innocent' Halloween candy

(who actually eats them at any other time of year?)

Oak Leaf Confections

℅ SweetWorks

3500 Genesee St

Buffalo, NY, 14225-5015

UNITED STATES

RE:  Your Delicious Sixlets

Hello Sixlet Wizard:

I am sending you this petition, signed by many unhappy sixlet consumers.

You can not pull the wool over our eyes any longer.

I’m sure you know what I am talking about.

You MUST stop falsely representing your product, and causing consumers like me untold distress--”Am I miscounting? Is this happening by magic?Are these factory rejects?”

We the people, demand that you change the name “Sixlets” to “Octlets” to accurately reflect the EIGHT that come in the package.

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Let's take a stand and be the change we want to be changed!!

The Nefarious Nature of the Koolaid Man Exposed!

Mind reading, demolition, mass suicide? The Kool-Aid guy isn't as friendly as you might think he is.

He reads your mind, hanging around your neighborhood until he KNOWS you are thirsty.

He comes crashing in your house when you call (letting you think it was YOUR idea) causing damage that insurance will NOT pay for.

It is no coincidence that Kool-Aid was the choice for the Jim Jones mass suicide. People are much more programmable when their insulin levels are through the roof.

This rare photo of him was caught by paparazzi in a a gang fight in Compton.  He is also rumored to have kicked Toucan Sams' and Tony the Tigers' ass.

You might think you could take him in a fight, but TRUST ME--you do NOT want to be waterboarded by the Kool-Aid Gangsta!