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Showing posts with label bullies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bullies. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

BEWARE THE VIRTUAL BULLY BABY!!!! HE SENT THIS TEXT TO HIS BABYSITTER!!

You do NOT want to mess with Asher Blaze Tinkler III. This kid was born tough. He doesn't cry, he doesn't even smile. You've been warned. He goes by the handle SISSYHUNTER.


"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."


Wednesday, September 16, 2015

The Nefarious Nature of the Koolaid Man Exposed!

Mind reading, demolition, mass suicide? The Kool-Aid guy isn't as friendly as you might think he is.

He reads your mind, hanging around your neighborhood until he KNOWS you are thirsty.

He comes crashing in your house when you call (letting you think it was YOUR idea) causing damage that insurance will NOT pay for.



It is no coincidence that Kool-Aid was the choice for the Jim Jones mass suicide. People are much more programmable when their insulin levels are through the roof.


This rare photo of him was caught by paparazzi in a a gang fight in Compton.  He is also rumored to have kicked Toucan Sams' and Tony the Tigers' ass.





You might think you could take him in a fight, but TRUST ME--you do NOT want to be waterboarded by the Kool-Aid Gangsta!