BEWARE THE VIRTUAL BULLY BABY!!!! HE SENT THIS TEXT TO HIS BABYSITTER!!

You do NOT want to mess with Asher Blaze Tinkler III. This kid was born tough. He doesn't cry, he doesn't even smile. You've been warned. He goes by the handle SISSYHUNTER.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

16 lbs of Kayke!

Phatt Kayke is an extremely average house cat. If you have ever felt like a loser that has no friends, then you need to support her!!

If she went to public school, she would be bullied! 

Don't let her be called fat, whale, tub-o-lard, lard ass, chubby, tubby, weeble wobble, or "you have such a pretty face" in this hypothetical hell high school situation!

 It is her birthday on July 5th and hardly anyone is coming to her party!!! 
( gifts required)

Her life is riveting! She didn't get to be 16lbs by laying around all day! Well, actually she did in between troughing, eating flies, marshmallows, and being so so. 

Phatt Kayke  might be plain and crabby, but she is still super cool!!! 

Please add her on facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100012673421023 Phatt Kayke

Charges Brought Against Tabby Pack!!

The problem of cyber-bullying is nothing new. Legislation is starting to be put in place to criminalize this damaging, often deadly, form of harassment.

But the social media FOR cats, BY cats, SNAPCAT, hasn't had need for any laws until now.

Bad behavior is not limited to the mean girls, bullies, fuckwads, assholes, or dickheads--now some cats are following their fuckwad, asshole, dickhead owners example.

A group of tabbies (2 gray and 1 orange) with troubled pasts have been making threats to several solid and tortoise shell cats.

The delinquent male felines, Butch, Harry, and Mr. Boots Malone had suffered homelessness and spent years in and out of foster care, which could explain their behavior.

Hiding behind the anonymity of the internet, the furry tyrants go by the screen names "DeathPaw" "CatCannibal" and "SliceMcDice".

Mr. Boots Malone aka "Death Paw" is the ringleader of the cat bullies the other two cats claim

They sent rude emails to several white Persian and black cats (names omitted to protect their privacy) after the bullied cats refused their demand to take their selfies down. Jealousy appears to be a motive although law enforcement is not drawing any conclusions at this time.

"I'm gonna make you a hairless cat you dumb flat face. :)"
"Today is your unlucky day Blackie. :)"
"I've coughed up hairballs that were better looking than you. :)"
"My paw. Your face. Nuff said. :)"

 It caused the white and black cats so much distress that they hid under their beds for days, had whisker tremors, and were unable to eat.

Authorities have said, "There is nothing we can do because technically they didn't do anything illegal. Cats have the same rights to free speech as their owners, and they ended each sentence with an Emoji."

The cat thugs say they were just kitting and it was just a big misunderstanding.

Snapcat has disrespectfully declined to comment.

Owners are urged to regularly check their cat's online activity.

If you suspect your cat is being bullied,  document all communication and report it to the police if 1. they are in fear for their life and 2. no smiley face emoji is placed at the end of the threatening sentences.  :(

Vigilante Dolphins "Taking out the Trash"

Military or "combat" dolphins were trained by the US Navy for military purposes. Underestimating their intelligence and commitment to their pods has proved deadly. Dolphins joined forces with each other and formed the rebel group "Dolphin Vigilante & Justice League".

Shark attacks are on the rise because sharks are the primary target of dolphins "death-ray" sonic bursts. In an effort to rid the seas of "the disposable scum element" as they call it.  DHN Channel 5 obtained this rare interview with Marine Sergeant Flapper, "We have taken matters into our own hands and have decided to rid the seas, and world in general, of the slippery bottom feeding dregs of society. "

Flapper stated, "These are mammals who will not be missed by anyone and serve no purpose other than to terrorize animals and people. They bullied the whales so badly that many left the planet.They might be big, but they are very sensitive about their weight. They were teased mercilessly."
 

"Words DO hurt. I'd rather be speared than hear, "Hey Flubber Butt, whatcha been eating--Blubber nuggets? "

"We reserve our death ray for only the worst of the worst. PETA were on our case so we had to deal with them as saboteurs of justice. "

"Some are still in underwater caves and reefs with scuba gear. We wanted to show them the underwater war happening while an unsuspectling public suns themselves and surf. The only clue they have is sharks sneaking up on them and eating them strictly for the sport of it. They don't actually LIKE the taste of human."

The U.S. Navy trained the dolphins as well as CA sea lions and bottlenose dolphins—to find and retrieve equipment lost at sea and to identify intruders swimming into restricted areas. The dolphins are also used to detect underwater mines, either buried in the seafloor or floating from an anchor.
 

.http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/03/140328-navy-dolphin-sea-lion-combat-ocean-animal-science/

 

The dolpins keep a low profile, but if you would like to get involved, please contact:

vigilanteflippers@takinoutthetrash.com