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Showing posts with label rude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rude. Show all posts
Saturday, May 20, 2017
Get the Big Black Weiner while supplies last!
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big dicks,
black weiner,
dairy queen,
funny signs,
misspelled signs,
orange julius,
penis size,
pranks,
racist,
real signs,
rude,
starbucks,
trends
Monday, May 8, 2017
In the South, fortune cookies tell it like it is
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culinary,
eat me,
food,
fortune cookie,
fortunes,
funny,
hillbillies,
humor,
humorous,
inspirational,
lol,
redneck,
rude,
south,
words to live by
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
BEWARE THE VIRTUAL BULLY BABY!!!! HE SENT THIS TEXT TO HIS BABYSITTER!!
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Labels:
anger,
angry people,
babies,
baby,
babysitter,
boys,
bullies,
bullying,
ego,
fighting,
guns,
macho,
military,
online,
online harassment,
rants,
rude,
soldiers,
stereotypes,
tough guys
Sunday, December 20, 2015
The Naughty List Bitches Release Another Song!
The Telepath Telegraph does not condone or not condone any of the content, viewpoint, language, inappropriateness, political incorrectness of the NLB. We also do not support their Pro-Drug stance, but we sure love their music!!! PUNK IS NOT DEAD!!
You heard it hear: their new release called "TAXIDERMIDICK"
You heard it hear: their new release called "TAXIDERMIDICK"
WARNING: rated R for raunchy, T for tacky and XXX for inappropriate, rude, politically incorrect, and just plain wrong
https://www.facebook.com/fukcshitup/
Labels:
all girl,
bitch,
bitches,
castrate,
garage band,
indie bands,
naughty,
parody,
pms,
pmsband,
punk,
ratedr,
rude,
santa,
sleezy,
tacky,
taxidermy,
thenaughtylistbitches,
tighty whities,
xxx
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