Racist Rant!

This is a dramatic reading 

of a racist rant of a

14 year old

teen we are calling 

"Fuck 12"

"Fuck all races"

*The opinions expressed are not 

those of #TheTelepathTelegraph, 

nor do we condone them;

however in the spirit of full disclosure,

we do find Fuck 12 amusing. 

Life Fails with Sassy Sarah & Totally Tiffany!

They're Baaaaccckkkkkkk!!! --Totally Tiffany and Sassy Sarah Go Back to School!!!

A kid's Impression of the Classic Middle School Gym Teacher

16 lbs of Kayke!

Phatt Kayke is an extremely average house cat. If you have ever felt like a loser that has no friends, then you need to support her!!

If she went to public school, she would be bullied! 

Don't let her be called fat, whale, tub-o-lard, lard ass, chubby, tubby, weeble wobble, or "you have such a pretty face" in this hypothetical hell high school situation!

 It is her birthday on July 5th and hardly anyone is coming to her party!!! 
( gifts required)

Her life is riveting! She didn't get to be 16lbs by laying around all day! Well, actually she did in between troughing, eating flies, marshmallows, and being so so. 

Phatt Kayke  might be plain and crabby, but she is still super cool!!! 

Please add her on facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100012673421023 Phatt Kayke