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"If you were oh so famous and/or were running for political office, what dirt would come out about you?"

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Our team of investigators will go back as far as grade school and find ANYTHING they could potentially sell to the tabloids (and they still might if it is really juicy).

Our simple survey allows members to rate their tolerance for various transgressions and are matched accordingly!

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Stalked someone

Pushed a kid into the Tiger exhibit

Dealt drugs and didn't share profits

Believes in aliens

Made a sex tape with their dog

Ate monkey brains

Frequently craps their pants

have a child with no idea who the father is 

many women  claim their child is yours

dead beat Dad or Mom

Conspiracy Theorist (like pack for the bunker)

extreme couponer

severe untreated mental illness 

Laughed at people with disabilities

(in private OR public)

Mom comes first

ran with scissors, knives, guns

warrant out for their arrest

Lied on a resume

covered up a crime

left someone on scene

hoarder

Gold digger

prostitution

member of the KKK

pimping

Facial tattoos

Gained 100lbs in the past year

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The Nefarious Nature of the Koolaid Man Exposed!

Mind reading, demolition, mass suicide? The Kool-Aid guy isn't as friendly as you might think he is.

He reads your mind, hanging around your neighborhood until he KNOWS you are thirsty.

He comes crashing in your house when you call (letting you think it was YOUR idea) causing damage that insurance will NOT pay for.

It is no coincidence that Kool-Aid was the choice for the Jim Jones mass suicide. People are much more programmable when their insulin levels are through the roof.

This rare photo of him was caught by paparazzi in a a gang fight in Compton.  He is also rumored to have kicked Toucan Sams' and Tony the Tigers' ass.

You might think you could take him in a fight, but TRUST ME--you do NOT want to be waterboarded by the Kool-Aid Gangsta!

Great New Diet Fad-Eat Like a Poor Person!!

What's hot in Hollywood? Pretending to be poor! The The Huffington Post­ explains that Celebrity Chef Mario Batali, has posed a challenge to many celebrities inspired by his work with the NYC Food Bank (#FoodbankNYCChallenge). Although it involves something edible, it is not the ice bucket challenge.

The lovely and willowy Gweneth Paltrow has decided to take him up on his challenge to live like a Food Stamp Star. To raise awareness to the issue of hunger, she will live for 7 days on $1.38 per meal. She posted a photo of what she purchased with her food stamp allotment. I wonder if she had to trade in her pride for a spot in line at the crusty food stamp office. And will she be wearing Goodwill clothes during this week?
She purchased a typical Whole Foods' shopper assortment of: limes, cilantro, corn, whole grain brown rice and eggs. While this is a noble idea, this sounds like more of a reality show challenge than a philanthropic effort. Unequal distribution of wealth in the richest country on earth is the reason hunger and poverty exist. Sports stars and celebrities' exorbitant income are part of the problem; our country has misplaced priorities.
Wouldn't Gwenyth be better off donating her money to the cause, rather than turning it into a cute publicity stunt? It makes a mockery of what is a very harsh reality for many people. If she were truly living this lifestyle, she would be buying cheap and filling food such as: pork & beans, peanut butter, and Ramen Noodles, which barely even qualify as a food substance. Certainly organic is out of the question.
No doubt on day 8, Gwenyth will be sipping expensive wine, eating foie gras and truffles, proud of herself for getting in touch with the little people. The 'poor people' are always the 'other'. No one ever thinks it could be them, yet everyone is potentially one paycheck away from the 'poorhouse'. Tragedy and unforeseen circumstances do not discriminate.
Next time you see one of 'those' people, just ask yourself, “What would Gwenyth do?” Go and get them some whole wheat brown rice and organic produce. Better yet-get them a big can of cracked wheat and let them grind it into flour to make their own bread. Sounds realistic, right? That would really stretch that $29 per person budget. And if they want to do the Ice Bucket Challenge, I believe ice IS covered by food stamps.

FOLLOW UP: In a NOT so surprising development, Gwenyth has FAILED the food stamp challenge. She made it about 4 days on what worked out to be 1,000 calories a day. She wrote this on her blog, GOOP,"I personally broke and had some chicken and fresh vegetables (and in full transparency, half a bag of black licorice)." She was also spotted at an $80 a plate barbeque restaurant. Do you think she had some week-old bread and gubbment cheese with that? More like $40 a pound Gorau Glas cheese-well beyond a food stamp budget.