Online Dating Success Stories!

Get Down and Dirty when you are Dating!!

Why waste time on other dating sites that match you based on compatibility? Why not cut to the chase with  

OH SO FAMOUS SHAME US DATE?

A very simple survey will allow you to state your absolute bottom line. We ask the question:

"If you were oh so famous and/or were running for political office, what dirt would come out about you?"

You might think, "Well, I really don't know."

No worries! When you subscribe to 

Oh So Famous Shame Us Date

 we will give you the celebrity treatment and uncover it all--with a scandalous spin!!

Our team of investigators will go back as far as grade school and find ANYTHING they could potentially sell to the tabloids (and they still might if it is really juicy).

Our simple survey allows members to rate their tolerance for various transgressions and are matched accordingly!

Here is a brief sample of our questionnaire:

     Please rate the following randomly extracted details of member profiles, on a scale of 1 - 5--
1 being  
"I might be desperate, but this shit is deal breaker" 

and 5 being 
"I have run out of options, this isn't that bad"

Stalked someone

Pushed a kid into the Tiger exhibit

Dealt drugs and didn't share profits

Believes in aliens

Made a sex tape with their dog

Ate monkey brains

Frequently craps their pants

have a child with no idea who the father is 

many women  claim their child is yours

dead beat Dad or Mom

Conspiracy Theorist (like pack for the bunker)

extreme couponer

severe untreated mental illness 

Laughed at people with disabilities

(in private OR public)

Mom comes first

ran with scissors, knives, guns

warrant out for their arrest

Lied on a resume

covered up a crime

left someone on scene

hoarder

Gold digger

prostitution

member of the KKK

pimping

Facial tattoos

Gained 100lbs in the past year

Bottom of the barrel and half way up members joining daily! No half full barrels here!

SIGN UP TODAY !

Go to: http://www.ohsofamousshameusdate.org

Looking for a Vegetable?

Are you looking for a partner that loves salad as much as you do? 

Finally a dating app that matches people based on salad science!  

Love is in the leaf!

The creators have proven that the secret to lasting relationships, is in the salad toppings! 

What are YOUR deal breakers--bacon bits? blue cheese dressing? croutons?

Don't be a lonely vegetable anymore-find another vegetable at Salad Match!!

http://saladmatch.com/

Just Salad created this genius app, so soon you should be able to find dating apps associated with every retail business

 i.e. McDMate, Raysdinerdate, PetCoCuties, WalgreensWinners, MichelinMatch 

Is it just me, or is this Just Salad promotion offensive?