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Here is a brief sample of our questionnaire:
Please rate the following randomly extracted details of member profiles, on a scale of 1 - 5--
1 being
"I might be desperate, but this shit is deal breaker"
and 5 being
"I have run out of options, this isn't that bad"
Stalked someone
Pushed a kid into the Tiger exhibit
Dealt drugs and didn't share profits
Believes in aliens
Made a sex tape with their dog
Ate monkey brains
Frequently craps their pants
have a child with no idea who the father is
many women claim their child is yours
dead beat Dad or Mom
Conspiracy Theorist (like pack for the bunker)
extreme couponer
severe untreated mental illness
Laughed at people with disabilities
(in private OR public)
Mom comes first
ran with scissors, knives, guns
warrant out for their arrest
Lied on a resume
covered up a crime
left someone on scene
hoarder
Gold digger
prostitution
member of the KKK
pimping
Facial tattoos
Gained 100lbs in the past year
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