Are You Angry? Well, you should be!!

Are you aware that this candy is a fraud?

We have been deceived and lied to!!!

Sixlets have misrepresented themselves! 

Please sign my petition to demand truth in advertising from the makers of this 'innocent' Halloween candy

(who actually eats them at any other time of year?)

Oak Leaf Confections

℅ SweetWorks

3500 Genesee St

Buffalo, NY, 14225-5015

UNITED STATES

RE:  Your Delicious Sixlets

Hello Sixlet Wizard:

I am sending you this petition, signed by many unhappy sixlet consumers.

You can not pull the wool over our eyes any longer.

I’m sure you know what I am talking about.

You MUST stop falsely representing your product, and causing consumers like me untold distress--”Am I miscounting? Is this happening by magic?Are these factory rejects?”

We the people, demand that you change the name “Sixlets” to “Octlets” to accurately reflect the EIGHT that come in the package.

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New African American Colonel Sanders Ad Sparks Outrage!

In an effort to target the African American demographic, KFC has launched a line of stores depicting a dark-skinned Colonel Sanders.

They have done this in locations that are heavily populated by minorities. Activists are outraged, yet the community is divided.

Some say it shows a progressive attitude in a society that is not racially diverse in their advertising.

"This reinforces the hurtful stereotypes that African Americans are chicken eating, watermelon lovers," Janiqua White of Alabama said during a protest in front of the local "Black" KFC as they are calling it.

A supporter had this to say, " This might be offensive and ignorant, but at least it is a step in the right direction, like when they started making Barbies and dolls of different colors than just white."

What are your thoughts?