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Notorious Underground cult PMS PUNK band, The Naughty List Bitches are back! And they are edgier and menstrual as ever!

After several break ups and make ups, the band got it together for at least a day to produce this fine hit single

"MANMEL TOE JOE BLOW"

Featuring Vixen, Candy, and Mean Sheena on vocals, Harpie on the Harp, the delivery dude on accordian, some drunk bitch on the beer bottles and straws, and other unidentifiable ambient noises from the drive through liquor store.

Warning:  You will NOT be able to get this song out of your head.  

The WHOLE family will love it

Prepare for a full mind Joe  Blowing!

HERE IT IS!! CLICK HERE OR THE LINK BELOW IF THIS ONE DOESN"T WORK BECAUSE THE NLB BROKE THE INTERNET!!!

https://www.wevideo.com/view/518546723

THEY ARE MAKING ME POST THIS!!

A very odd cult called DKULT, has 'requested' that I continue posting their newsletters or face expulsion from their Free-Cookie Friday list.  I don't know exactly what these DKrazies are about, but they claim they are a cult devoted to the worship of trash.

No one even pays attention to them anymore. We are used to seeing them  scavenging through the dumpsters like overfed racoons, ranting on about something called TOXIS ( when they even so much as get a traffic ticket), riding around with their "I Stop For Trash Bumper Stickers", and protesting in the front of the courthouse with signs that say, "It's NOT polygamy! It's Marital Time Share!".

 Townies call them, Trashmonkeys,""DumpDKs" "DirtyDKs", it goes on and on.  I don't have anything against them personally. They don't really cause any problems, and  actually have REALLY good soup.

We also sometimes stream their cable channel DKULT TV live here on the TT. It's not even because we are forced to- they often have some really incredible news stories, life hacks, recipes, etc. And the KDJ Klown Show is superb children's programming if you ask me.

 I will warn you that trying to comprehend this newsletter will make your head explode. (And the Dkulters will probably pick it up and make art out of it.)

Great Link from our Partners at Minxus-Linxus!

A very odd underground newsletter comes out sporadically from a cult called DKULT. It is not clear if this is an end-time/doomsday cult, or just a bunch of dirty hippies trying to relive the 60s, but either way it's a good read!!

https://minxuslynxus2.wordpress.com/2015/04/28/the-dkult-brooklyn-trashpo-newsletter-by-meeah-williams-brooklyn-new-york-usa/