Life Hacks in a World with no Technology

Sweet Lullaby by the Naughty List Bitches

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2nd Track on the Naughty List Bitches Album!!

Guest artist the "BIG HE"  performs !!  

"Fuck you Fucktards" written by Mean Sheena, Candy Wicked, and Vixen Slayin Oblivious

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FULL ALBUM TO BE RELEASED ON SLAMAZON SPRING 2016

The Naughty List Bitches are Back with a Vengeance!!!!

Flying in the face of rumors that the band had broken up for good, 
The Naughty List Bitches are back 
just in time for Kiss My Ass!

They have this to say to all the haters

who said they would never be more

than a bunch of  delusional sluts in their

Detroit garage that got people to listen 

to their shit by having a

Mike's Hard  Lemonade Stand, and I quote, 

"Fuck you!"

You Heard it Here First at The Telepath Telegraph!!  

Now introducing the best PMS Punk Band to play since the 70s--So far Underground they are covered in worms. 

Mean Sheena, Candy Wicked, Sinlicious, and Vixen bring you their hit song CASTRATION NATION!

Click Below:

The NLB Castration Nation

If you STILL think Green Day is a punk band...I hope you have been schooled.  

Share if you dare!!

You Will Only See it Here at The Telepath Telegraph!!! (except for their fan page https://www.facebook.com/fukcshitup/)

Notorious Underground cult PMS PUNK band, The Naughty List Bitches are back! And they are edgier and menstrual as ever!

After several break ups and make ups, the band got it together for at least a day to produce this fine hit single

"MANMEL TOE JOE BLOW"

Featuring Vixen, Candy, and Mean Sheena on vocals, Harpie on the Harp, the delivery dude on accordian, some drunk bitch on the beer bottles and straws, and other unidentifiable ambient noises from the drive through liquor store.

Warning:  You will NOT be able to get this song out of your head.  

The WHOLE family will love it

Prepare for a full mind Joe  Blowing!

HERE IT IS!! CLICK HERE OR THE LINK BELOW IF THIS ONE DOESN"T WORK BECAUSE THE NLB BROKE THE INTERNET!!!

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Hula Man Reviews the Music

Is Your Life Out of Tune? Harmonize Your Thoughts!

"This software has changed my life!"

That's what people are saying about the new offering from the mega corporation, Brown Mega™--Introducing the Thought-o-Tune™! This easy to use device can make all of your thoughts look and sound perfect!  Can you imagine all those chaotic thoughts swirling around in perfect harmony? 

  Scientists at the Brown Mega Research Labs™ (a top secret branch of the mega corp.) have completed clinical trials of the device and are ready to release it to the public on a limited basis.

 Inventor, mail artist, and graduate of the esteemed Brown Mega Corporation Knowledge University™, Thomas Brown, has this to say about how this revolutionary product came about, "I have always been driven by my quest for self improvement and societal betterment."

 Dr. Brown showed me a picture on his corkboard that was his inspiration:

 The reclusive and admittedly eccentric Dr. Brown went on to say, "My target customers are typically artists seeking total artworld domination. It hasn't really taken off until now, I think, because users don't want to let the secret out of the bag. They don't want to create competition for themselves, but it's too late!! Meowwww!"

For a more mainstream accessible product among the art elite/outsider video game enthusiast, Mega Brown™ has also created Brown Megasoft™ Simulated Artist Software Game. I think the title need a bit of work to actually make sense, but who needs sense when you're making bank?

 They also make dream recreation software so you can watch your dreams over and over again. Dr. Brown was pretty tight lipped about that as it is not yet released, or named for that matter. He said they are considering "DreamJa Vu"™.

When I asked Dr. Brown what we can look for in the future he said, "My two big projects are Brainternet™ with Thinkyfee™, which will allow users to send messages directly from brain to brain and access the internet directly from their mind...and global compassion, which will allow all to understand the life situations of all. I don't think that one (the latter) will be ready any time soon, but I am working on it."

All of these projects are generously funded by the same mega corp, Brown Mega™. Dr. Brown denies having a problem with them taking 95% of the profits.

For more info or to order YOUR Thought-O-Tune, please contact MegaBrownCorp™@megabrowncorp™.com

Deemed the most racist video ever....are tortilla records offensive?

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Someone deemed this the most racist video ever.  I think some might  consider it racist, but then there are people  of all races who are quick to deem just about anything  racist. I once had an Asian friend who asked me where I wanted to go to dinner.  I said, "How about sushi?" and he responded, "Why? Because I'm Japanese?"

 cartoon by Diane Keys and illustration by Jean Oliveira  originally published here: http://thenosemilk.com/news/personal/food/name-slur/

We have become so paranoid about even mentioning the WORDS "black," "white," etc., for fear of being labelled racist,  that open communication is not even possible. None of these colors exist as it relates to skin color, as NO ONE is actually white , yellow, red, black: we are all shades of brown.

 Cartoon by Diane Keys and illustration by Jean Oliveira original article published at thenosemilk.com

We need to be able to laugh at ourselves as a society to begin to break down the stereotypes; that's what Key & Peele, Dave Chappelle, Carlos Mencia, Sarah Silverman, etc. do.

Bringing up volatile topics in a humorous way makes it less threatening. Comedians and artists  historically push the bounds of 'political correctness'. Students of life, they create change by sharing their observations. They bring things to light, point out the absurdity of human behavior in many cases, and let us begin to deal with it!

Sorry, but this video  is very funny and I think the INTENTION is what makes things hurtful or not. This doesn't appear to be done in a mean spirited way.

 Obviously, there are some words that shouldn't be used as they can only be intended to diminish people. Not just in terms of race, but gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity etc. But let's break through the double standards, ignorance, intolerance, but mostly the hyper-sensitivity that makes everyone walk on egg shells! 

*Full disclosure:  I am a light tannish/beige person and some of my best friends are black cats, black dogs, and television characters (all somewhere on the brown spectrum)