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Friday, December 25, 2015
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Beware House Guests this Christmas Season!!
What do they look like?
They look like you and me, yet they harbor a deep dark secret.
You won't know about it until they stay as a guest in your home.
You might notice the shame in their eyes. You might notice they are rarely hungry, and look disappointed when presented with a delicious meal.
This addiction is more common than any of us suspect, according to the Serta Quality Control facilities (1 in 100 sheep counters compulsively ingest)
BEWARE: Someone you know might be a MATTRESS EATER!!!!
Education and cancelled invitations is the best defense!! Do it now before all your Kings turn into Twins!!
My life has personally been touched by this as I received this email from my XXXX the other day.
"Dear , im truly sorry, but i got hungry. Dont be surprised when you come home and your matress is gone. Im truly sorry i ate you matress. I hope you understand.
Much love,
XXXX
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