BEWARE: If You've Eaten Chinese Food You're Practicing Witchcraft!!!

Fengshai is particularly dangerous! 

If you know what it is, let me know, and avoid it! 

(I think Feng Shui is still fine)

If you are involved in reading this list of paranoid superstitions written by (name withheld), 

then you are a witch--

Step away from the cauldron!