Target reports that the number of applicants has skyrocketed since #alexfromtarget went viral. A line wound around the block this morning when it was announced the corporate giant was hiring. One after the other of aspiring models, boy band wannabes, Disney star protogees, and aspiring youtube stars were dressed in the finest khakis and red polos. When interviewing, one potential target employee said she hopes to become #desireefromtarget. When asked what her plan to do so was she replied, "I'll be posing every chance I get- in housewares, electronics, anywhere there are security cameras." Many could be seen mugging for the surveillance cameras and thrusting themselves in front of customers with smart phones. Target Executives had this to say, "It might turn the store into a bit of a zoo, but it will save us a fortune on mannequins. If they are able to work effectively while finding their light, we will be satisfied. Besides, we've never had this good looking of a work force and we all know sex sells." So look for your next trip to Target to look more like a photo shoot for Abercrombie & Fitch. Desiree can probably help you find the PERFECT hair product!