Having a hard time making those important life decisions?
Well not anymore--
take it out of your own hands!
(That way if you fail, you can blame someone else!
or something else in this case)
or something else in this case)
No more:
maybe
try again,
maybe
try again,
unlikely
likely
probably
follow your heart
or
likely
probably
follow your heart
or
"You will make the right decision"
(because you know you won't,
(because you know you won't,
I mean look at your track record!)
You WILL get a DEFINITIVE answer!
Bet your life on it!
No do overs! Follow the first answer and don't look back!
Are you ready to face your randobot guided destiny?
