Wanna Know What Love Is?

Does love elude you, but you are an expert on What Love ISN'T?  

Great! 

Enter the "I Know What Love Isn't" contest for a chance to win a trip to LA!

Submit YOUR PHOTOS, STORY, or VIDEOS that represent What Love Isn't to you  #whatloveisn't

The package includes a flyby of Foreigner 4 and Cheap Date and more!

A PERSONALIZED VIDEO MESSAGE FROM a bitter divorcee

+(2) unRESERVED TICKETS TO SEE LOS ANGELES ON AUGUST 30TH

+one way AIRFARE

+motel  ACCOMMODATIONS

+$20 CASH CARD 

+(2) EXCLUSIVE ITEMS

 #foreigner40 #entry

(or you could enter the lame What Love IS contest here:

http://www.foreignerwhatloveis.com)

Woman buys a $558.80 stamp!!

A woman allegedly bought a $558.80 stamp, to send a shipping container filled with her husband's shit 5 miles away!

She followed it up with an invoice and divorce papers.

Indecisive? Meet your New Best Friend!

Having a hard time making those important life decisions? 

Well not anymore-- 

take it out of your own hands!

(That way if you fail, you can blame someone else!
or something else in this case)

 No more: 

maybe
 try again, 

unlikely
 likely
 probably
 follow your heart
 or 

"You will make the right decision" 

(because you know you won't, 

I mean look at your track record!)

You WILL get a DEFINITIVE answer! 

Bet your life on it! 

No do overs! Follow the first answer and don't look back!

Are you ready to face your randobot guided destiny?

Think of your question 
and
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