Don't Forget Leap Week!

Government officials have deemed Sept 1-8 Leap Week! This is needed to synchronize the calendar with the lunar year. The hope is that this will correct time acceleration that has happened as a result of hyperactive human activity. It is up to individual employers whether this will be a Leap Week WITH or WITHOUT pay.

Mankind threatened by a Plague right under their noses!!

Bigger than West Nile, more deadly than Ebola, more catastrophic than the Black Plague....mankind is under seige and at risk for total annihilation by a plague hiding in plain sight--REALITY!! 

There is only one antidote for this rapidly spreading mind acid, and yet it is only available to a small demographic.  

The one and only remedy was disclosed by #GaryLindberg in this twitter quote :

"The Only Cure For Reality is Imagination"

If you are a highly right-brained, any degree of psychotic, work as a circus clown or dabble in any other creative realms, you are safeguarded from this condition and will escape quarantine protocals.

Creative Minds are Naturally Immune

*certain gray areas DO exist and there is much debate whether these activities produce enough ImaGENEation to be effective. These include: Scrapbooking, Karaoke, line dancing, doodling, cooking using less than 4 ingredients, wine and painting nights, to name a few. 

**For send a SASE for a detailed list of questionable creative endeavors. If you do not know what a SASE, take cover and keep reading.

 But, if you are suffering from "Reality Issues", and artificial fantasy simulators have failed (drugs & alcohol), you are probably imagination deficient.  
 

The government is already secretly preparing to round up susceptible groups to inflict further reality upon them--THEIR reality!!!  

They will be taking people to a place called the BEYONDO.

The Beyondo will warehouse reality susceptible  human slaves

The BEYONDO* is completely devoid of color, humor,  creativity, design, or any emotions at all.  They will be using left-brained people as workers to generate clean energy by pushing a very large wheel 23 hours a day.  Just think of it as your life now, only without the suit or heels.

*The BEYONDO was discovered by a scientist that chooses to remain anonymous while on a caving expedition in Wisconsin

It's not too late to apologize to all those artsy weirdos you  judged and made fun of. They are your only salvation now!!!!Wake up and smell the crayons!!

your future is in your hands

 

Hate Breeds Hate, Flags Breed Flaggots

The removal of the Conferate flag on South Carolinas' Capitol grounds was momentous and had more viewers than the finale of The Voice.   State legislature passed a bill ordering it to be taken down, since some see it as a symbol of racism and white supremacy.

Taking the flag down willingly as a sign of respect for the recent shooting victims and their families would have been the right thing to do. 

By legally banning it, a precedent has been set, and demands for censorship of ANY materials deemed offensive by ANY population, are now being addressed. 

SCTFFASP (South Carolina Teens for Free Speech and Peace) even held a contest to redesign the offending flag, in an effort to preserve its' true history.  

 Rosalie had this to say, "The flag has come to be a symbol of hate, but it is just a pattern. Don't hate the pattern, hate the people behind the pattern."

 Rosalie Churchman's winning design will never be seen now except exlusively here at the TT:

She went on to say, "We believe in peace, but we also believe in freedom of speech.  Anyone who believes  people have the right to fly whatever flag the choose, or display any symbol of their choice on their license plates, or elsewhere, are becoming targets of hate. We have been called flaggots, KidKK,  confederazi, and worse--bad artists !"

Legislators in all U.S. states are now being flooded with petitions demanding the removal of things deemed offensive i.e. the sacred Hindu symbol, the swastika, bathroom signs showing women in dresses instead of pants, any religious symbol worn in public, books by and/or any reference to Darwin, the Cosby Show, Subway commercials, FOX NEWS, the color yellow "marigold", Saltines, cactus, the name "Sam", Fifty Shades of Grey (Paperback edition only), Black Panthers in zoo settings, etc.

Working overtime to accommodate these demands, government workers are wearing out their computer "Delete" buttons.

When asked by a journalism student from Spartanburg Community College, "Isn't caving to these demands set in motion by the removal of the confederate flag a bit (or a lot) like negotiating with terrorists?"

The government worker, who wished to remain anonymous, said, "No."

Peabody Allan pressed, "C'mon. You have to say more than that. I need a good grade on this paper. How can you say NO, I mean, where will it end?"

The government worker representing law officials said, "I don't know. Just Cuz," then fled. 

Peabody got an "A" on his piece, but it is no clearer what the fate of America will be once they start erasing things. 

 American will no longer be a safe place for people, places, or things on "the list", but thank God (oops, that's on the list)....thank fully that nasty, redneck, ignorant conferdate flag is down!!!!! This is a new beginning since racism is now a thing of the past!!!