Don't Forget Leap Week!

Government officials have deemed Sept 1-8 Leap Week! This is needed to synchronize the calendar with the lunar year. The hope is that this will correct time acceleration that has happened as a result of hyperactive human activity. It is up to individual employers whether this will be a Leap Week WITH or WITHOUT pay.

TRAFFIC REPORT FROM SKY SCAM!!!

Traffic Report: At 3am this morning, a clog was reported. Workers are trying to remove a blockage on the I-90 Telepathic Channels. Please use alternate route by shutting down your sympathetic nervous system and taking the West Cicero Synapse. Order should be restored to normal functioning when the moon is in Venus