Single? Lonely? Not As Much As You Think!

Psychics have been asked for centuries, "When will I meet THE one?" Many psychics assure them that there is someone for everyone and that they will definately NOT be alone.

Months and months go by and they have not found anyone special.  

How do you tell them the truth?

By truth I do NOT mean that they are destined to be alone!!!

The TRUTH is that quite often someone who is 'single' is actually in a relationship with a being on another planet!!

Mr. & Mrs Right ? Travel through white light?

9 out of 10 times this is the case. Often these are very sacred relationships that may or may not involve actual marriage, depending on the laws of their home planet.

But Some people continue to be caught in the trap of picking the 'bad boys' or 'bad girls' , but the appeal is a LOT harder to  find.

Bad News--Bust Out E.T. Loser

How to know if you are dating an E.T.? 

1. You have never been married and have no kids
2. Your skin glows a light shade of green under black light
3. You wake up in the middle of the night, often at one hour intervals
4. You sometimes wake up feeling a deep connection to someone you dreamed about 
5. you sometimes feel pregnant when you know you aren't

 These COULD be your inlaws!But don't worry--star inlaws tend to give people their space.

What does this also mean? Yes, you most likely have MULTIPLE children on your true loves' planet!This is in part so that the children have dual-citizenship.

Mom?

WARNING:  The following photos MAY trigger memories that you may not be ready to deal with.

 If you have a strong reaction to any of these images, you are probably a CPS: Cross-Planetary Spouse.

(Hetero and Homosexual are not categories recognized by most other androgynous planets)

Lunchtime Rendevous

I really don't know what i did wrong!

Sweeps you off your feet

Looks at you with those intense eyes

So what do you tell friends and family? Just tell them you are in a long distance relationship with someone who travels a lot.

Your partner most likely has shapeshifting abilities, so can take human form when neccesary, but they tend to be shy around humans.

So check that 'in a relationship' box on Facebook and have a happily ever after!

Crystal Harmonic Convergence on Blue Moon

Please tune your crystals to Indigo 4 for the blue moon on July 31, 2015. We will be shifting from pink to blue, which could create some turbulence in the noosphere.


 If Indigo 4 is jammed, please tune to Cobalt 5 and filter through violet. Any discrepancy in color ray synchronization could cause catastrophic blue dust storms on Caliphax O.4.

 Cali dust storms during an earth blue moon are lethal to  life-sustaining plant life, as it brings out the dust bunnies who ravage the crops.

Retailers are cashing in on the mass hysteria by selling insensitive home decor and trinkets like this, although this is the most accurate visual depiction of the blue dust eating bunnies:

Rare Photos Taken on Surface of Pur Polaria

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

 "The
Purple Planet" (Pur Polaria) is an Earth-like planet believed to be capable of supporting life. Pur Polaria got its' name from the purple bacteria (photosynthetic microorganism to be exact) on its' surface, observed from space by  astrophysicists.

In the early stages of discovery, it was believed Pur Polaria was merely filled with distinctive spectroscopic forests of fungi. In spite of its' beautiful color, little interest was generated in this particular Exoplanet.

 It was originally recorded that the planet aimlessly orbited rocky, bland colored stars. But interest spiked and popular myths abounded after Dr. Ian O'Neill wrote an article entitled: 

The First Aliens We Discover May Be Purple

Intense investigations focused on the purple planet in hopes of finding either one-eyed, one-horned, or flying purple people eaters. Did Pur Polaria have the needed  Earth-like dimensions? Did it  orbit a sun-like rocky yet bland colored star? Apparently yes, but their sun appeared to be dying as evidenced by this astonishing photo:

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Among the violet microbial mats between the Archean Earths, amateur and professional astronomers alike were able to identify entire  tribes of man-beasts! (Photo below:)

 With the use of radiative transfer modalities, they captured this shocking photo of a planet that has clearly become a combat zone. They estimate Pur Polaria has been plagued by endless internal war  for over 100 years. ( The photo belows shows evidence of mass graves and high tech weaponry damage to the planet's crust):

 There is much debate over this next rare photo. Many well-respected astrophysicists believe this is an encrypted message from the man-beasts. Is it a call for help? request for directions? is it literal? figurative? :

More will be known when cryptologic linguists investigate further. Scientists are also questioning if  Prince might be a PurPolarian messenger of some kind.

In Intergalactic News...

Space travelers vacationing in the Jupiter Corridor, created a disruption in the magnetic field upon re-entry into the Pleiades.

Failure to recalibrate from the 5th back down to the 3rd dimension threw the planet into imbalance and chaos.

 Order was restored, once it was discovered that the Pleiadians were evolved enough to handle the shift.

 Travellers frequently use the Cosmic Superhighway-- I-25. Interdimensional portals of this kind open when 25 earth butterflies gather in a particular formation. This has been designated The 25 Butterfly Sanctuary Effect.

TRAFFIC REPORT FROM SKY SCAM!!!

Traffic Report: At 3am this morning, a clog was reported. Workers are trying to remove a blockage on the I-90 Telepathic Channels. Please use alternate route by shutting down your sympathetic nervous system and taking the West Cicero Synapse. Order should be restored to normal functioning when the moon is in Venus

Planet Canardia Evacuated