Months and months go by and they have not found anyone special.
How do you tell them the truth?
By truth I do NOT mean that they are destined to be alone!!!
The TRUTH is that quite often someone who is 'single' is actually in a relationship with a being on another planet!!
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| Mr. & Mrs Right ? Travel through white light? |
9 out of 10 times this is the case. Often these are very sacred relationships that may or may not involve actual marriage, depending on the laws of their home planet.
But Some people continue to be caught in the trap of picking the 'bad boys' or 'bad girls' , but the appeal is a LOT harder to find.
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| Bad News--Bust Out E.T. Loser |
How to know if you are dating an E.T.?
1. You have never been married and have no kids
2. Your skin glows a light shade of green under black light
3. You wake up in the middle of the night, often at one hour intervals
4. You sometimes wake up feeling a deep connection to someone you dreamed about
5. you sometimes feel pregnant when you know you aren't
These COULD be your inlaws!But don't worry--star inlaws tend to give people their space.
What does this also mean? Yes, you most likely have MULTIPLE children on your true loves' planet!This is in part so that the children have dual-citizenship.
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| Mom? |
WARNING: The following photos MAY trigger memories that you may not be ready to deal with.
If you have a strong reaction to any of these images, you are probably a CPS: Cross-Planetary Spouse.
(Hetero and Homosexual are not categories recognized by most other androgynous planets)
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| Lunchtime Rendevous |
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| I really don't know what i did wrong! |
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| Sweeps you off your feet |
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| Looks at you with those intense eyes |
So what do you tell friends and family? Just tell them you are in a long distance relationship with someone who travels a lot.
Your partner most likely has shapeshifting abilities, so can take human form when neccesary, but they tend to be shy around humans.
So check that 'in a relationship' box on Facebook and have a happily ever after!
