Sometimes you just have to put your foot down

Feeling Low?More Cow Bell!!

Shia LaBeef motivational pre-trick-or-treating speech and warm up!!!

How to Have Fun with your HedgeHog!!!

If you think having a pet with painful spikes that give you a rash and hisses at you constantly is an awesome idea, then you are not alone.

But what do you actually DO with a hedgehog?

Sure they like to run on their wheels and get their heads stuck in paper towel rolls, but how can you play with them?

Here is the perfect idea sent to me by our Telepath Content Coordinator:

 Take your Hedgie to the indoor swimming pool!!

The Hedgehog Boogie is already trending on twitter and is the hottest dance since the Whip and Nay Nay.

Revolutionary Drinking System! Makes an Awesome Gift for Pet Lovers Everywhere!!

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Why the bitch comes on at the end is beyond me...ignore her and whatever she is selling

Sneak Peek at the TRAILER for JUZILLA!!

Abbey the Brown Tabby didn't know that when she gave birth to July, 

the runt of the litter, that she was gifting the world with a star!!

July plays herself in this trailer for the feature film, "Juzilla!" 

*This is a short film, not a trailer, I meant it was created IN a trailer

Think of a cross between Natural Born Killers, House of a 1,000 Corpses, and When Harry Met Sally. 

And if you CAN imagine such a thing, then you might just be twisted enough to appreciate the genius that is

JUZILLA!!

I hope you are near a bathroom!!

Train to be a professional shadow dog walker today!

Art by David Stafford

Join the growing number of people entering the exciting field of shadow pet care. Look forward to rainy days off, no poop bags, no drool, and absolutely NO barking!!  Now enrolling--Financial Aid Available.  Go ahead.  Pick up the phone-your new career awaits you!!!

Polite Cat!!!! Who says cats aren't trainable!!

Animal Communicator Works with Cloned Sheep

Animal communicator Dominica Palavi, is famous for her work with depressed clones. 

Palavi, also known as the "sheep brusher", was brought to the Sheepish Petting Zoo to do an assessment with a cloned sheep named Furrelise.

Furrelise began isolating herself from the herd, moping, and overeating at the beginning of the summer season. 

Although  patient confidentiality would normally prevent Palavi from discussing what her client reveals in therapy, Furrelise gave her permission to discuss it in hopes of helping other clones.

Palavi says, "Furrelise is  having an identity crisis. Having been created with human genes, she doesn't feel 'sheep' enough for the sheep or 'human' enough for the humans. "

"Her emotional eating has created conflict among her otherwise content herd. She is eating more than her share of hay and kudzu and her constant whiny bleating is bringing them all down."

According to Palavi, Clone Identity Crisis (CIC) is not exclusive to cloned sheep; it has also been observed in cloned frogs, cats, rabbits, horses, donkeys, pigs, goats and cattle. 

"Some people think clones have no souls." Palavi explains, "Not only do they have souls, they also have human consciousness."

How does she know this? Palavi says Furrelise has body image issues like any other female teenager. She is highly critical of her naturally crimped and kinky hair. She feels extremely self-conscious when sheared, and wishes she had short fur instead of her long 'dirty blonde' curls.

What does Furrelise want petting zoo visitors to know? Palavi translates this message, 

"Please don't let your kids stick their hands in my face. In fact, don't let your kids come anywhere near me. I hate kids. I would love to find a stylist who could permanently straighten my hair. Highlights would be nice too. Cloned sheep are looked at the same as black sheep, or maybe I'm just projecting?"

Palavi feels certain her cognitive behavioral  therapy treatment plan  will help Furrelise find self-acceptance in a couple of years. 

The weekly sessions are being paid for by an insensitive petting zoo visitor who settled out of court. Charges were filed for the emotional damage caused by comments made to Furrelise like "look at the mutton chops on that one!"

If you have any cloned animals you suspect are having emotional issues i.e. depression or body dysmorphic  syndrome, please contact the TT editors and we will put you in touch with Dr. Sheep Brusher!

August is Roadkill Awareness Month!!!

The link below photo works if the video doesn't

https://goo.gl/photos/4S46nPc5ZRMm5wPd6

Free Giveaway in honor of Supreme Court Ruling

The Supreme Court ruled Friday that same-sex couples have a right to marry nationwide, in a historic decision that invalidates gay marriage bans in more than a dozen states.

In honor of this long overdue ruling, we are having a rainbow kitten giveaway! 

As far back as 2020, cats were only grey, black, brown, orange, and white

 

Find yours at the Far East end of your particular birth ray-- but hurry!!   These kittens are the fast grow variety!

Get one to match your couch, curtains, decor and more

FastGrow Kittens turn into Tigers in less than 2 weeks