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Showing posts with label robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robots. Show all posts

Sunday, February 7, 2016

RARE photo of a CYBORG--Hurray Before its Taken Down!


If  you thought this was just in science fiction movies, well you would be wrong. Have you noticed all these electric 'car' charging stations popping up everywhere? If you were to analyze the science behind these you would see that charging cars is only a byproduct of a MUCH bigger conspiracy.

What better place to blend in than a suburban shopping mall? Cyborgs are studying human behavior while innocently appearing to check out the discount rack at H & M. 

There is really no way to tell a cyborg from any other consumer except you will NEVER see them with a phone of any kind.  

This is due to the fact that their brains are computers and they have no need for any additional external hardware. 

They always wear long sleeves, even at the beach, to hide their brick circuit scarabs.



They also have a preference for the colors navy and mint green, but will never wear them together. 

They like poly blends rather than 100% cotton and usually hang out in the 'internet sensations' section of bookstores.


Shopping Malls and underground parking garages are particularly powerful cyborg charging stations because they are built over magnetic fray xi lines that affect the siliopeliculous in the human brain, while strengthening cyborg hive signals.

Have you always thought cyborgs looked like this? With bad haircuts and finger pistols?



THIS photo is more accurate. 


They have ports embedded into their synthetic skin that are activated  the moment they are booted up. Their circuit scarabs flash until the cyborg receives its' orders and won't flash again until it needs charging. 

*****THIS picture will probably be taken down as it was not supposed to be seen.********

 I was wearing my Cyspot 3D  glasses that I bought on Amazon at the time and was shocked to see this in between a parked Prius and Honda Insight. 

If you are prepared to see this, please be advised that the Telepath Telegraph is not responsible for any emotional distress this may cause you. You might be skeptical, but that doesn't make this any less real. 


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Rare Photo of a Female Cyborg at a Charging Station

Do you notice how casual it is? They are so confident that they can not be detected that they will eventually get careless. If you have seen a cyborg, please try to get a selfie with them and send to the Telepath Telegraphs' team of experts. We will post them here if we are able!

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Excellent Expose from our affiliates at Medium!

Although they will not openly admit to this affiliation, for reasons of natural insecurity, we feel it is important to support our robot friends. You can't make sweeping judgments about any group of people and robots are no different; some wear white metal hats, and others black metal hats. Some of my best friends are robots. Robots are helpful, logical, and mostly predictable. Sure they can be super boring, but unlike people, they have an off switch.
Apparently, discrimination against robots is America's rusty little secret. Can you tell which one is the REAL robot? The answer may surprise you.
In an excerpt (or epcert as some people say) from their groundbreaking article, "Rejected by Amazon Studios" at medium.com, they dared say this, "Everyone wants to talk about race at Starbucks, or women in tech, but no one wants to face the awful open selective discrimination against robots in the workplace."
READ THE FULL STORY HERE: https://medium.com/@earlyclues/rejected-by-amazon-studios-2047502f6582
You'll be glad you did, although I couldn't stop being distracted by an article at the bottom of the page, "Plastics, tiny penises and human evolution." These are three things you NEVER want to see together in one sentence.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Captchas! Ranked #1 Stressor Among Computer Users

If you've ever tried to prove you are not a robot, you probably know how difficult it can be. Well, now you can add your very own to your site (captcha.net)and Captcha! your visitors' sanity.
The inability to make out the warped text boxes, has led many people to rush to their eye doctors for help. Others have acquired serious self doubt, paranoia, and a solid case of automatonophobia. Also known as the Frankenstein Complex, automatonophobia is the fear of mechanical men. To further complicate matters, conspiracy theorists and undisclosed sources inside my head, believe the highly sadistic robot detection system is actually RUN by robots. Draw your own conclusions, but next time you get Captcha!ed, you might want to ask yourself if you feel dirty afterwards. If yes, you are definately human and your mind has been violated. If no, then here are some warning signs that you might not be a 100% organic human; metallic taste in your mouth, monotone speech, lack of a sense of humor, highly literal (such as concluding brocoli and broccoli must be two separate things), and an inability to detect sarcasm and irony. Read more about the Frankestein Complex in this fascinating book: Shuntaro, OnoFrankenstein Complex:what can change someone into a monster(Seisoushobou, 2009) 小野俊太郎『フランケンシュタイン・コンプレックス』(青草書房 2009年)