Wednesday, September 16, 2015
The Nefarious Nature of the Koolaid Man Exposed!
He reads your mind, hanging around your neighborhood until he KNOWS you are thirsty.
He comes crashing in your house when you call (letting you think it was YOUR idea) causing damage that insurance will NOT pay for.
It is no coincidence that Kool-Aid was the choice for the Jim Jones mass suicide. People are much more programmable when their insulin levels are through the roof.
This rare photo of him was caught by paparazzi in a a gang fight in Compton. He is also rumored to have kicked Toucan Sams' and Tony the Tigers' ass.
You might think you could take him in a fight, but TRUST ME--you do NOT want to be waterboarded by the Kool-Aid Gangsta!