You can be the first person on your block to own your very own Magic Carpet! Safe for the environment, run on thought power alone!
Financing is available-good credit?bad credit?suspended driver's license?legally blind?legally insane?no insurance? --no one is turned away!
Magic Carpet Tours© are an interactive way for you to travel the world and learn the many uses for your flying carpet-or go off the grid and explore for yourself!
THREE different designs to choose from:
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| Comes in Automatic or Stick Shift |
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| Get a Personalized License Plate for an additional charge |
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| Lamp and Genie Not Included |
| THIS COULD BE YOU! |
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| YOU literally riding into the sunset |
If you buy now, you will receive one year of FREE steam cleaning service.
These won't last long-they are imported from Monaco by Max Shellman, Agent to the Stars
Contact Shellgame, Shaman, & Keys today!!
1-800-GOT-MAGI
Global Guided Magic Carpet Tours
Celebrity Home Fly overs, special requests
and more!
Shellgame, Shaman, & Keys are proud to offer the following services:
Untalent Coaching and Representation by Max Shellman
and Diane Keys-- Agent and Psychic to the Stars
Posted at 5:55 AM. Is THAT where all this luscious insanity comes from? Get some sleep, Diane!
ReplyDeletei don't know why you guys think I don't sleep. I do my best work while sleeping
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