A Dead Rat and Cigarette Butts Found in my Soup!!

I was outraged to see this at the bottom my won ton soup from Jimmy Chews Wok!  I am NOW being tested for rabies, second hand smoked, and some unknown gelatinous substance that might have MSG in it!  Avoid Jimmy Chews at all costs. You DON'T want this kind of surprise ending to your New Years Day. This isn't the year of the rat now is it?  !!!!!

Beware the Deadly Contagion!

cartoon concept by Diane Keys; artwork by        The Big He

50 year Old Bacteria Found Under Hippie Van!!

Scientist have discovered a rare strain of bacteria called "Euphoriabia Susiformis" under an abandoned 50 year old hippie van. It is showing promise at fighting against pathogenic strains of gram. It is also a very effective rusting agent for crafters wanting the 'Old West' look.

The Van itself IS for sale. Interested buyers and van enthusiasts can visit http://jalopnik.com/5816598/the-ten-creepiest-vans/ for more info.