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Showing posts with label cure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cure. Show all posts

Friday, October 30, 2015

Instant Cure for ALL Problems!!

In just a matter of seconds, you can be free from all your worries, negativity, self-imposed misery, fall-out from horrible life choices, bad karma created through ignorance, angst, or aggression, underflab, acne, unemotional eating, emotional reading, lack of or bad personality, shortcomings, clumsiness, bad luck etc.

This can all be done if you follow these easy steps.  If you are bad at directions, please include that in your exhaustive laundry list labeled:

Now I want you to VISUALEYES all of these problems as dirty laundry!
 Mentally see yourself throwing those wet, dirty, moldy, muddy, nasty clothes in a huge hoarder pile!!  Don't worry about having to mentally clean this all up afterwards, just keep piling it on.

Do you feel done?  Do NOT move on until you are sure that every problem, and a few you didn't know you had but have been told you have, is in that festering landfill of laundry.


Imagine stepping away from the muck- you -made -of -your -life -mountain.  

On the count of  three--you can open your eyes.  

(If your eyes were not closed while reading this, please go back to the beginning--it is imperative these instructions be followed closely)

You should feel lighter, brighter, problem free, all thanks to the makers of






Wednesday, May 20, 2015

50 year Old Bacteria Found Under Hippie Van!!

Scientist have discovered a rare strain of bacteria called "Euphoriabia Susiformis" under an abandoned 50 year old hippie van. It is showing promise at fighting against pathogenic strains of gram. It is also a very effective rusting agent for crafters wanting the 'Old West' look.

The Van itself IS for sale. Interested buyers and van enthusiasts can visit http://jalopnik.com/5816598/the-ten-creepiest-vans/ for more info.