50 year Old Bacteria Found Under Hippie Van!!

Scientist have discovered a rare strain of bacteria called "Euphoriabia Susiformis" under an abandoned 50 year old hippie van. It is showing promise at fighting against pathogenic strains of gram. It is also a very effective rusting agent for crafters wanting the 'Old West' look.

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