Major Department Stores Implementing Surveillance Mannequins

Major retailers have created an army of 'surveillance' mannequins. They are calling them 'synthekins'.

 If you have ever felt like a mannequin's eyes were following you, you will not be off base anymore. They will be installed with roving cameras that scan the store like an oscillating fan.

 If they detect suspicious activity, an immediate alert will be sent to mall security who will swoop in with their billy clubs, intimidate, possibly brutalize, and question the potential thief. They consider this part of an anti-theft campaign of "Zero Tolerance for Suspicious Activity".

This is what is coming off the assembly line in a secret warehouse called SecurityBots, Inc.

They would not allow reporters from The Telepath Telegraph to photograph the heads, which are created separately, for fear of technology theft.

Rumor has it that the Synthekins DO have a vulnerability. It is possible to disable them with signal jamming equipment or by spraying any type of aerosol in their creepy eyes, but I don't think thieving any of these stores overpriced crap would be worth it.

If you would like to sign the petition to stop this infringement on our privacy, please contact the editors at the TT.  Let thieves be caught, or not, the old fashioned way!!

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 The ancient Egyptians believed cats were magical, and even if by accident, anyone who killed a cat was sentenced to death. 

Cats were dressed in jewels, fed like royalty, and were mummified when they died. As a sign of mourning in Ancient Egypt, owners would shave off their eyebrows and mourn until they grew back!

Bastet--an Egyptian Goddess who could transform into a cat

 What does this have to do with your crazy ex? your desire to know when and where you will meet that special someone? Not much, but this shit is interesting right?

Since Arab Spring, looters have been digging up Egypt's most treasured artifacts and selling them on the black market. Among the valuable finds, were mummified cats. 

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 After robbing them of their gold jewelry, the thieves had no use for the stiff cats. That's when PETMEC (People for the Ethical Treatment of Mummified Egyptian Cats) stepped in. 
 
PETMEC Animal Rescue was created and the dusty darlings were placed in foster homes around the world. They have all found  permanent homes in the largest cat mummy temple in the world! (undisclosed location for security reasons) 

Cat Mummy First Century AD

According to Egyptian mythology, gods and goddesses had the power to transform themselves into different animals. But only ONE deity had the power to become a cat-- Goddess Bastet.

Through sophisticated DNA testing of the mummies at Ancestry.com, it was determined that a freakishly psychic feral cat colony in Chicago were direct descendents of Bastet!

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Suppressed Technology Stolen!! What you need to know!

REGOLITH TECHNOLOGIES
In an effort to arm as many people as possible with a revolutionary atemporal quantum solution for todays' life pilgrim, Regolith Technologies was giving away FREE beta test units.  

Gravity Beacons revolutionary, therefore suppressed, tech have the following capabilities:
Subluminal Transit, Quantum Regression, Shell Totality
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According to their website, which appears to have been crackerhacked by hacktivists, the beta test units have been stolen! It also appears that  the thiefs set the labs' plants, water cooler, and magazines free.

If this tech ends up in the wrong hands, this could be catastrophic!

They have posted this plea:  

"Any information leading to the recovery of these devices will be rewarded. No questions asked.

These prototypes are unsafe. Unqualified handling can lead to unstable conditions.
March 22, thieves breached our clean storage facility removing 2 cases of GB beta test units. Prompt return of these devices is important to our research. Any information leading to the recovery of these devices will be rewarded. No questions asked." 

Signs to look for: hair standing on end due to static, body covered with metal objects, guilty look, grey tinged skin, new magazines, plants, and/or water cooler, bragging about stealing a gravity beacon on March 22nd.

If you have any information please contact Regolithtechnologies.com