FOR SALE!! We are in the process of updating this post. The link now says, "There is Nothing Here". hmmmm

It has been taken down, no surprise, but someone was selling an alien implant on craigslist in Boston. http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/msg/5459677604.htm

They might have moved it to the barter section hoping to barter for some psych meds, it could have been sold, or it could definately be a cover up.

People sell all sorts of things on CL, like woman who are successfully selling positive pregnancy tests for  around $25 each.

Whether you are trying to abduct your boyfriend by trapping him into marrying you or you were abducted by aliens and want to make some cash off the implants they gave you, buyer beware.

It is no secret that WallMart has been in the organ business for years now. Who could blame them for wanting some skin in the game?

But what is disturbing is that they are now selling knock off implants. You will NOT, however, find these in aisle 9. These can only be accessed online with the coupon code:  FAKEPLANT

So how do you tell a Real vs Fake implant? 

This is a real implant like the one the entrepreneur was selling on Craigslist. You can tell if an implant is real because it will have a stamp on it that says, "x-". No one knows exactly what that means, but the glass-like enclosure housing the actual implant is made of a an unknown substance that is flexible, yet shatterproof. 

Wallmart is selling these counterfeit implants by passing them off as kids toys. It may look the same as Mighty Beanz, but the special "Star Wars" clone pack edition contains fakeplants. 

It may seem harmless and this wouldn't be the first time Wallmart duped the public, but these contain small traces of an unidentified substance. People have complained that small amounts of goo leaks out of the package when it arrives. No one has been able to test it because  it evaporates when it touches human skin.

Regardless of whether you decide to purchase real or fake implants, I hope you use them wisely and play, trade, and collect them all!

Are Your Favorite Childhood Toys Now "Vintage"?

See how these kids reacted to seeing one for the first time

(and see how quickly they ask for their phones back)

Animal Hoarding Moves to a Dangerous New Level

Even though the term is 'crazy cat lady' animal hoarding isn't just reserved for women. There are plenty of men who hoard, THEY are just called collectors. 

Luckily, there is a toy that will not alienate either gender. Crazy Cat Lady figurines are dolls, but they are CALLED action figures.  You get one of these flea bitten beauties in her robe and slippers and SIX cat figures.  

Many crazy cat people across the globe have received these as gifts. Even given with the best of intentions as a subtle kind of intervention, it has created a NEW problem.  Feline fanatics have begun hoarding crazy cat lady cat figures!  When it was discovered that you could buy more cat figures sans the doll, cat statues flew off the shelves!

Granted this isn't as dangerous as collecting ACTUAL cats, but in houses with little space for human habitation, this is monumental.  

Some psychologists believed it might actually be therapeutic and pitched the idea of  adding litter boxes, fleas, and urine spray to the toy. They reasoned that buying the toys might quell the urge to acquire live animals. 

The opposite has happened. The toy allows hoarders to see it more as a fun game than a serious addiction.

 

So if you are considering buying this as a gift for someone, know that it is not as harmless as it appears. Consider something else cat related like  cat butt refrigerator magnets or a cat hammock.

 Here are links to the extra cat package. If you see this on their favorites list, they might have a problem.

http://www.amazon.com/12-Assorted-Cats-2-5-inch-PVC/dp/B004THL0ZO/ref=pd_bxgy_21_img_y

http://www.amazon.com/Dozen-Plastic-2-Cat-Figures/dp/B00362MMBO/ref=pd_bxgy_21_img_z

If you or someone you know is suffering from compulsive toy cat collecting, please seek help at your nearest addictions center.

 This article sponsored by Amazon.com