Monday, January 22, 2018
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Someone posing as the viral sensation known as #dancingpumpkinman danced his way into the arms of the security guard as he kicked him out of the local library.
This didn't stop him. He was determined to follow in his mentor's absurd footsteps.
When asked by the homeless man he performed for what he was doing, he gave a nod to his pumpkin mentor, "To spread the love of dance."
Love him. Hate him. Call the video "Cancerous content" or not, this guy has balls the size of pumpkins and anyone that doesn't appreciate that should not go to the library next year.
The original dancing pumpkin ( https://youtu.be/v4IC7qaNr7I )has not commented on his Chicago Disciple, but I bet behind his pumpkin head he is smiling and cringing just a little.
Thursday, July 27, 2017
Monday, July 24, 2017
This is a dramatic reading
of a racist rant of a
14 year old
teen we are calling
|"Fuck all races"|
*The opinions expressed are not
those of #TheTelepathTelegraph,
nor do we condone them;
however in the spirit of full disclosure,
we do find Fuck 12 amusing.
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Saturday, May 20, 2017
"Brainy McBrainerstein" has set the World's Record for the cat with the highest IQ.
His proud owners attribute it to playing classical music while he was in utero, playing Baby Cat Einstein on a loop, and a pure vegan diet.
Brainy is able to solve complicated problems and fill in the bubbles by dipping his tail in #2 ink, like his ancient ancestors.
The IQ test was minimally adapted:
"You are being chased by a dog running 5 miles an hour.
You need to stop and lick your butt. How long will it take the dog to eat you?"
"Write an essay on something that makes you purr."
Brainy does his owners' taxes, predicts weather, trades stocks and bonds, writes cursive, calligraphy, and can pinpoint the catnip in 100 mile radius.
He calculates everything based on complex algorithms he developed with
On a side note, "Little Fuckerberg" had a facebook page that was reported (by an anonymouse source) and taken down for not having a verifiable name.
B McB predicts human beings will be extinct by the year 3000, by which he will have achieved immortality 9 times over.
Brainy McBrainerstein in action!!!
He will be going live on instagram every Monday from 2 -3 feline time, and taking questions!!